someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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