quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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