I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
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After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
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She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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