Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
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