i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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