Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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