Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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