He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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