I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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