Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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