just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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