He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Randomize
