I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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