I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
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Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
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Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
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I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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