Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
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His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
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I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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