FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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