If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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