so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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