The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
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She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
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Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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