dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
i just google imaged poop.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
You've changed since you got that strap on
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
