id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
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her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
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You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
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