Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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