Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
