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say what?
wanna hang out?
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Randomize