I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
she smelled like a LAN party
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i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
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Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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