covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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