Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
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my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
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Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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