he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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