Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I'm bleeding and have questions
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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