if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
do herpes really smell.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
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it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
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I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I am one with the molecules
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Damn victory sex feels great
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