k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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