She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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