is your mom at the bar?
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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