Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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