I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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