apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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