weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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