I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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