If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Success! We fucked roommates!
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