so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
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his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
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Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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