Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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