The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
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