I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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