i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
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