You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
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I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
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He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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