honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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