hell yes lets make some ravioli
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
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just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
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Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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