Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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