i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
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I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
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i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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