I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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