I looked at my own cervix.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Verdict: uncircumcised.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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