there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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