Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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