The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
