she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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