You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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